Chia Donald Trump

Chia Pets love me, and there probably isn't anyone more qualified to be a Chia Pet, let me tell you.

We're going to make Chia Pets great again. And by the way, they're hand made and the seeds are included. I said "Included? Are they included with the other Chia Pets?" I don't know, maybe they are. But we've got the best Chia seeds, the best plastic drip tray, and the best instructions. Nobody's instructions are better than these.

And let me tell you, my Chia Pet will be the most beautiful Chia Pet you've ever owned, believe me.